Starry Grapes

Posted on Saturday, April 27th, 2019 at 7:01 pm

The star jasmine are in full bloom, the aroma reaching peak. Enjoying the spring weather while it lasts.


A duck walks into a store and asks the grocer, “Got any grapes?” The grocer says no.  The duck leaves.

The duck comes back an hour later and asks the grocer, “Got any grapes?” The grocer says “No, we’re fresh out.” The duck leaves.

The duck comes back again, an hour later, and asks the grocer, “Got any grapes?” The grocer says “No, like I told you before.” The duck leaves.

The duck comes back once more, an hour later, and asks the grocer, “Got any grapes?” The grocer says,  “I told you before, no grapes.  How many times to I have to answer this question? If you come back again and ask if I have grapes, I’m going to nail your feet to the floor.”.  The duck leaves.

The duck comes back an hour later and asks the grocer, “Got any nails?” The grocer says,  “No nails.”.  The duck then asks, “Got any grapes?”

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